So today’s the second day in a row a total stranger has pointed me out solely to make fun of me/my body to their friends.
It seems like this is happening more often here. What’s the matter, Austin? You can’t handle this jelly?

Also my feelings aren’t hurt, I’m just annoyed I have to roll my eyes at bullshit even more than I already do in any given day. My body’s not your punchline, stay pressed.