directions on getting to yr 1st class of the day:
1) walk 1 mile into campus from bus stop
2) get in everyone’s way while doing so (optional yet somehow unavoidable)
3) climb hill (rude)
4) take stairs at top of hill (ruder)
5) climb next small hill until you reach your building
6) take stairs up to 2nd floor (RUDEST)
7) sweat through all your clothes (again, optional but unavoidable)
8) 5ever hate anyone who shows up to class looking even a fraction of the cute they were when they left the house (how does this even happen???? i think there are cylons among us y’all)